A Woe is Me Poem Could I Have an Answer Please Oh my.! You need my father’s name. I can’t imagine why. He’s been dead these 30 years I don’t think you’ll reach him if you try Sure, I’ll hold again. Another supervisor to find. Classical music this time, Sounds like broken chimes. Another voice, only an 18-minute wait. What do you mean you can’t help me? Sure, I’ll hold and contemplate my fate. Finally, an apologetic voice. She wants the last 3 passwords for my account. I've only ever had 1. Should I make up the other two? Sure, I’ll hold again. Glory be! I’m 23rd in the line, 26 minutes later, the person I need Has no time. Would I like to call back? Sure, my time has no value. But could I get some kind of answer I don’t care anymore what kind? I’ve been to this deserted land before. I’m sure you know the door. There’s no shade or place of rest Just a worn-out customer under test. Sure, I’ll hold again. The Silence was unexpected. Then comes the death toll. Your call has been discon...